*RULES OF CONDUCT 
    1.) Upon contact, you are to refer to Me as Goddess, or Goddess Heidi.  You will NOT refer to Me as Mistress until you
have earned the right to be called one of My slaves.

    2.) You are to remember that Goddess Heidi is always right in every situation, and if you attempt to disagree with Goddess, she may block you immediately.

    3.) Goddess Heidi does NOT tollerate a bad attitude under ANY circumstances!  If you LIE, or attempt to deceive Goddess you will be banished.

    4.) No tribute, no talk.  Its a simple rule and one of the best.  If you catch Me on a good day, I might be willing to entertain Myself with your conversation for a few minutes.  Bottom line...if you do not intend to send Me a financial offering, do NOT contact Me.  If you are unsure of serving, or are new to the scene and scared to tribute, figure it out and contact Me ONLY when you are ready.  

    5.) I am NOT your friend, I do NOT like you, you are NOT SPECIAL.  You are completely unworthy of a supreme being such as Myself and the ONLY way to get My attention is by spoiling Me through cash and gifts.  

    6.) Each slave MUST have a job or be independantly wealthy.  I am uninterested in wasting My time with individuals that are too lazy to work for Goddess.  

    7.) Each slave Must commit to a weekly tribute amount, and in addition will be subject to an additional amount of spoiling each week or month in order to Please Goddess Heidi.

    8.)EVERY single application MUST be sent with the $100 fee.  There will be NO exceptions to this rule.


                  If you can follow My rules, and are financially capable of making the sacrifice to serve, you have permission to fill out the following application.